Confucius say:
Man who run in front of car tired,
but man who run behind car exhausted.
Last night i dreamed i ate an immense marshmallow.
When i woke up my pillow was gone!
What a coincidence! Last night I dreamt I got ran over.
Naturally, the shock woke me up.
I’m still pretty Tired.
How did the edgy lady scare her gynecologist?
She was a ventriloquist
I dreamed about mufflers all night,
now I am exhausted
Don’t marry a tennis player. Love is nothing to them.
There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons. After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure.
He made up a sign and posted it in the field. The next day, the kids show up and they saw the sign which read: “Warning! One of the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide.”
The kids ran off, made up their own sign and posted it next to the farmer’s sign. When the farmer returned, he surveyed the field. He noticed that no watermelons are missing, but the sign next to his read: “Now there are two!!!”
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Confusius was a wise man according to what I remember growing up there must have been a lot of people who studied him because everyone you met in conversation would say “and Confusius says”. Great article.
Glad you liked it. Hope you got a chuckle.